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Free - Printable - Funniest Quotes
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I was nauseous and tingly all over-
I was either in love or I had smallpox.
~Woody Allen
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You can't blame gravity for falling in love.
~Albert Einstein
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I'm living so far beyond my income
that we may almost be said to be living apart.
~e.e. Cummings
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Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
~Fran Lebowitz
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Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
~Oliver Wendell Holmes
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The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
~Robert Heinlein
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing.
If you can fake that, you've got it made.
~Groucho Marx
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
~Mark Twain
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Only two things are infinite,
the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former.
~Albert Einstein
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
~George Burns
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