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Free - Printable - Funny Quotes
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I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
~Mae West
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Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes;
There is too much fraternizing with the enemy.
~Henry Kissinger
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Falling in love consists merely in uncorking
the imagination and bottling the common sense.
~Helen Rowland
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Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
~H.L. Mencken
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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
~Lily Tomlin
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I threw love at the wall and it bounced back and slapped me in the face.
~Monica Silber
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A man loved by a beautiful woman will always get out of trouble.
~Voltaire
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Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.
~Albert Einstein
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Saving love doesn't earn any interest.
~Mae West
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Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
~H.L. Mencken
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